Woman Talks On Her Phone While It's Still Attached To A Selfie Stick Because Fuck Everything
That’s it. RIP human civilization. We had a good run but I think we’ve advanced a little too far honestly. The very instant someone’s brain had the thought of, “You know what? We should create a stick that helps people take selfies” we should’ve packed it in. It was fun while it lasted. I’d say streaming porn was our biggest accomplishment as a species. Maybe cinnamon rolls. But probably streaming porn. Is that lady kidding me? Like owning a selfie stick doesn’t make you a big enough asshole as is. Nope. I’m just gonna go ahead and answer my phone with it still attached. This looks natural, right? Am I using it right? Somebody needed to grab her selfie stick and phone and tomahawk toss them to Jupiter.
PS- Okay, even if we’re not going to shut it down as a civilization, that lady probably should. Everything has passed her by. Everything. She has the same look my parents have when I try and tell them they need to update the operating system on their lap top if they keep getting reminders. Confusion and a hint of sadness that the world has sprinted past them like Usain Bolt.